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Merry Xmas! + Early Happy NY
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Merry Christmas my Bro!! Happy New Years too!! Went to FLorida... Back again.

Merry Xmas and Happy New Years to everyone. Keep the faith. Get on the path and make it.
MNK99
MNK99
you seen this bro?
You fat slut!!
MNK99
MNK99
wtf is this show>>????
MNK99
MNK99
this is easily the greatest forum i've ever been apart of. i love you all.
and we all got better more alpha here. fitter. sexier. amazing. most of us. some of those troll/hate threads were out there, lol.
MNK99
MNK99
when in doubt w./ chronic health issues. do tei... or electrolyte protocol or that plus tei. cools. and eat the way you sup to eat dep on fast or slow. and clean. yeah son. do it 1 year longer than you feel you need to even if you feel 93 95 2000 percent etc.
"Ha ha ha ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive"
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OmicronPlus
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Hahaha, yes! There should be a "dislike" button.

There should also be achievements you unlock for getting a certain amount of dislikes.
MNK99
MNK99
you're like the polar opposite of me even in motivations and desires. definitely work ethic and cleverness. oh and also im lean whereas you're fat as fck.
MNK99
MNK99
talking to you brings my sex drive down 45% omicron. which is prolly good all things considered. as long as it's not permanent. you're what they call a digital finasteride.
Youre losing your shit kid!

But sir, how exactly do i lose my shit?
Dont I have to digest it and do cleanses and put coffee enemas inside my butt 24/7 ?

Kid, I dont know if youre stupid, trolling or just make unfunny jokes but this is where I kick you out.

Aaaaaaah!!! Ouch!!! Wait where am I!?!?!?

HAAAaaaack...STAaaasis!!!!
"You must wait 7 seconds before you can perform this action"

Why is it 7 seconds? What does it all mean?
Going to GNC aka Gay Nutrition Center
Any recommendations?
MNK99
MNK99
ask them to give you protein for 40% more the cost at better places and 50% more than amazon which will ship to your door, and for the most retarded "jacked" employee there, to talk shit. they dont anymore. but as a kid theyd act like i wanted their advice. losers i lost half their bodyweight in half a year untrained. ive been ripped all of adulthood or semi, started fat as fuck. tell them to do 14000 pushups rn 5000
MNK99
MNK99
times, do over 100 dips straight fasted 2 days, and get back to me.
otherwise they're weak ass bitches.
then fast 30 days, then 50 more, then everyday fast 20+++ hours 10 years straight.
Popcorn, Pizza, Sandwiches, just like at the Baskstball show. That's what you will have while I do Chucky Cheese in Fresno. Get your magic golden ticket and don't miss the show. After which I will need a lawyer for singing "Happy Birthday".
Aiiye ehseh cooleetoh-ohneetoh (OoOofgh*) Aiiye Ngemuniteh (OoOofgh*)!!!
MNK99
MNK99
those noises make no sense and you should feel bad about uttering/thinking such words/noises. watch the gods must be crazy, you sound like the bushman, only less sensible. did you get beaten with a goodyear tire?? omicron maybe you should take some antipsychotics. you could probably gain 100lb on them, which seems to be your end goal.
MNK99
MNK99
sounds like chumba wamba or aqua barbie girl or something. tub thumping. one of those atrocious songs.
OmicronPlus
OmicronPlus
Pawpawlindoh!