Jelq: Natural Penile Enhancement

Jkm7389

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Hello all,

I'm a new member here, and before I start being annoying and picking the brains of you smart people, I'd like to contribute something your forum seems not to know about; Jelq.

Jelq is supposedly an ancient method of penlile enhancement founded in Arabia. A method supposedly older than Jesus, and renowned as the holy grail of enlargement lol it's definitely effective (yes I do it, it works lol) and is technically a form of bodybuilding and exercise hence why I put it in this forum.

The reason I bring this to light on your forums is that it's also been anecdotally reported (perhaps clinically too I just have not searched) to help with ED, particularly the physiological (blood flow) kind.

Here's a site that I learned the tricks of the trade from:

QUICK START GUIDE TO PE - (version 2) - Thunder's Place

Very nice people there, much like here. I hope this gives aid and another helpful resource to those who need it.
 

MNK99

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NEED THOSE ANCIENT GAINS. JESUS didn't need jelqing tho, he was a true ladies man. (Come at me christians).
 

MNK99

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-Peace, may have messed that part up. The arabs... jk islam!!!! [[plz don't enslave me islam]. I've had best friends from both, lolz. And others.

-DONAIRE is amazing... HALIFAX DONAIR (HALIFAX) amazing, also in east coast 1-2 places/ and west coast 1 place.
-I'm a food elitist.
-I can't eat Baklava --Cashews, Pistachios, etc.
 
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Jkm7389

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-Peace, may have messed that part up. The arabs... jk islam!!!! [[plz don't enslave me islam]. I've had best friends from both, lolz. And others.

Hahahaha! That's true. I once almost got into a tussle with some local hoodlums and it was in front of my exchange student friends from Yemen, Jordan, Gaza, and Saudi. They let me handle business but they were raring to go! When it was all said and done they were like "Jon, why didn't you let us fight? All you had to do was tell them, were muslims, WE CANT WAIT TO GET TO ALLAH!!"
 

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I'm desi all my friends were azn and caucasian at catholic school, then desi and arab at uni, then no one, then again, then just girls, then vodka, then me, then others, then drugs, plus or minus drugs. IDK man, life = confusing.

PUBLIC SCHOOLS>>>>> CATHOLIC SCHOOL, that much is certain. PRIVATE SCHOOLS even better for ADHD.

+/- Persians, Russians, Serbians... basically foregners lol. Or second gen cdns and americans. SOME third gen tho, but that's rare. ALSO random canadians and americans.
It's best to know a lot but keep great friends close of course. FOR me at least, some do fine with 4000 friends, I just can't.
 

MNK99

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I can't believe my parents thought catholic school was a good idea... look at me...wtf.
My mom said it was closer to the house....
 

Jkm7389

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I can't believe my parents thought catholic school was a good idea... look at me...wtf.
My mom said it was closer to the house....

Hahaha there isn't a single person that I know that went to catholic school that wasn't utterly rebellious into adulthood...
 

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SHYT. ya man... fk. DOUBLE WRAP CONDOMS for the catholic school girls, it's the true warrior way.
EDIT: NO, just no. DOUBLE WRAPPING is ineffectual method of contraception. Use KIMONO MICROTHINS or LIFESTYLES., (super thin = max sensation); when they tear, lie, run like hell. Then finish yourself off in the washroom turn off the lights and say Hail Mary 3x. -->GOLDEN.
 
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SwaZ

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Hey man, wellcome to hackstasis :D
Jelquing is great!
First couple of months that i did it i got great results really fast, and yes it definitely helps with ED problems.
I dont want to scare anyone of from doing it, just make sure you get your life sorted out first and are not under any stress/tension. I fucked myself up by going at it too fast too quick while being stressed out.
How long have you been doing it for?
 

Jkm7389

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Hey man, wellcome to hackstasis :D
Jelquing is great!
First couple of months that i did it i got great results really fast, and yes it definitely helps with ED problems.
I dont want to scare anyone of from doing it, just make sure you get your life sorted out first and are not under any stress/tension. I fucked myself up by going at it too fast too quick while being stressed out.
How long have you been doing it for?

Thanks :) @Orion was kind enough to inform me this is where the cool kids hang out.

Yes, jelquing can mess you up lol I've hurt myself with it too! I've done it for maybe 9 years? lol I had good results and then stopped for a bit because it can cause a loss of sensitivity and I was happ with improvements. Now I just do it 1-2x a week with basic 3 movements.
 

Jkm7389

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Have you also tried the bathmate? Bathmate and jelqing both help highly with blood flow. Just use a good oil with something like olive oil and maybe in combo with the nitrix oxide prtocol

I have not used one. I usually just warm up in a hot shower. So you think olive oil is ok? I guess I just get alittle worried about vitamin e toxicity in the testicles? Probably irrational lol but I try to be careful with my boys.
 

SwaZ

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I have not used one. I usually just warm up in a hot shower. So you think olive oil is ok? I guess I just get alittle worried about vitamin e toxicity in the testicles? Probably irrational lol but I try to be careful with my boys.

I think if you have sensitivity issues down there vitamin e can help. It should also help with the healing process after jelqing.
 

SwaZ

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Yeah x2, that is why i used olive oil in the past. Coconut and emu killed my sensitivity in the past then i tried olive oil and noticed the opposite.

Hmm interesting. In the past i used to jelq with a mixture of olive oil and coconut and after that use castor oil to absorb it in. Havent paid attention to sensitivity back then but i always noticed increased thickness and better hang.
 

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Hmm interesting. In the past i used to jelq with a mixture of olive oil and coconut and after that use castor oil to absorb it in. Havent paid attention to sensitivity back then but i always noticed increased thickness and better hang.

Maybe the olive oil or castor oil balanced it out? That was for me personally not sure if others have issue with coconut oil. It is a 5ARi but who knows really
 

Jkm7389

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Maybe the olive oil or castor oil balanced it out? That was for me personally not sure if others have issue with coconut oil. It is a 5ARi but who knows really


See that's why I never would use coconut oil. I'm afraid of blocking 5ar and I'm pretty sure dht is what makes phallic tissue grow right?