Do your very best impression of Helen's writing style

[MNK99]

This took me less than 1/8 of a sec but I deleted it.
ya I'd own this but I respect him tm. I did at times impersonate him lolz. BUT true style cannot be encapsulated by others, same with me. He's formless (or at least I'd say in many ways he is). It's like impersonating Kafka or Dostoevsky. I mean Helen (gender unknown). I have no idea what is so hard to understand @Nobody. Why do you ask so many questions. Too much DHT makes you gay and want to bang corpses. ))) Just ask Stud.


Dude, read what I said. DHT and Estrogen makes the man.
These research articles are meaningless.

I will destroy you on the spot.
I grew up in a warzone, while you played with your dick.
I fasted 38 years.

 

[RebelWithACause]

OK bud listen

You are in alkalosis

So make sure you eat pussy ))

Pussy will get you out of alkalosis

Together with B vitamins and minerals

But make sure you don't take DHT cause this will cause you to get hunter eyes and start having gay sex LOL

Don't forget to breathe because this will keep you alive bud

In russia this is common practice. Breathe in and breathe out and then you fight bears with hands. No weapons bud. Pure hand to hand combat.

 

[JasonSky]

OK bud listen

You are in alkalosis

So make sure you eat pussy ))

Pussy will get you out of alkalosis

Together with B vitamins and minerals

But make sure you don't take DHT cause this will cause you to get hunter eyes and start having gay sex LOL

Don't forget to breathe because this will keep you alive bud

In russia this is common practice. Breathe in and breathe out and then you fight bears with hands. No weapons bud. Pure hand to hand combat.

lmao, the best one yet.

 

[Helen]

OK bud listen

You are in alkalosis

So make sure you eat pussy ))

Pussy will get you out of alkalosis

Together with B vitamins and minerals

But make sure you don't take DHT cause this will cause you to get hunter eyes and start having gay sex LOL

Don't forget to breathe because this will keep you alive bud

In russia this is common practice. Breathe in and breathe out and then you fight bears with hands. No weapons bud. Pure hand to hand combat.

yout got it dude, time to immigrate to Russia, just like Roy Jones did.

 

[RebelWithACause]

yout got it dude, time to immigrate to Russia, just like Roy Jones did.

BTW shit talk of Conor McGregor was best. Conor McGregor knows the game!

 

[Helen]

BTW shit talk of Conor McGregor was best. Conor McGregor knows the game!

yeah, lets see if he can walk the walk.

Will be def an amazing fight.

 

[RebelWithACause]

yeah, lets see if he can walk the walk.

Will be def an amazing fight.

He made the money for Khabib.

Conor is making Khabib rich. Khabib has zero showbiz skills.

I think McGregor will win after seeing the press conference. He acts like he already won. Which is big. Because it works. He is making you think past the sale. Even in Khabibs mind.

This is same technique Trump uses. And people who are good at sales. They write reality. Just like we talked about. One of the techniques is making everybody think you will win and especially opponent by using visual persuasion. And acting like you already won.

Or preparing people for certain cues. Like

His confidence was high and it looked like he already won.

This is not low level game: "I am going to beat you because I am better" type shit talk. This is persuasion high level.

This is why people in comment section say Conor McGregor is insane. It is typical reaction to persuasion game by people who do not understand it.

Khabib is not very clever guy IMO. He is good fighter but he does not play the game on same level. He has no knowledge of persuasion. He is hard worker, good fighter.

I put my bet up now: I bet on Conor McGregor.

 

[SwaZ]

He made the money for Khabib.

Conor is making Khabib rich. Khabib has zero showbiz skills.

I think McGregor will win after seeing the press conference. He acts like he already won. Which is big. Because it works. He is making you think past the sale. Even in Khabibs mind.

This is same technique Trump uses. And people who are good at sales. They write reality. Just like we talked about. One of the techniques is making everybody think you will win and especially opponent by using visual persuasion. And acting like you already won.

Or preparing people for certain cues. Like

His confidence was high and it looked like he already won.

This is not low level game: "I am going to beat you because I am better" type shit talk. This is persuasion high level.

This is why people in comment section say Conor McGregor is insane. It is typical reaction to persuasion game by people who do not understand it.

Khabib is not very clever guy IMO. He is good fighter but he does not play the game on same level. He has no knowledge of persuasion. He is hard worker, good fighter.

I put my bet up now: I bet on Conor McGregor.

^ THIS ^
He played mind games with khabib, and with everyone else. Conor is next level shit lol
The only reason he lost to Nate Diaz is cuz Nate is too dumb to get persuated

 

[RebelWithACause]

^ THIS ^
He played mind games with khabib, and with everyone else. Conor is next level shit lol
The only reason he lost to Nate Diaz is cuz Nate is too dumb to get persuated

Exactly.

I talked about low IQ thugs being automatically cunning in other thread. This is it. Nate Diaz is low IQ cunning motherfucker. He knows the game instinctually. He lives in that game always. For him it is not an act. He is cunning thug. So he knows how to deal with it.

I think Khabib is a bit smarter (he just does not speak English well) and you could see in his face it was bothering him. Did not know how to deal with it. He was playing on "logical" field. But he was losing the battle.

 

[SwaZ]

Exactly.

I talked about low IQ thugs being automatically cunning in other thread. This is it. Nate Diaz is low IQ cunning motherfucker. He knows the game instinctually. He lives in that game always. For him it is not an act. He is cunning thug. So he knows how to deal with it.

I think Khabib is a bit smarter (he just does not speak English well) and you could see in his face it was bothering him. Did not know how to deal with it. He was playing on "logical" field. But he was losing the battle.

Low IQ-Cant intimmidate you.
If you are low iq you just dont get it. Its like when someone talks to you about something you dont know jack shit about so you are like "yeah yeah, uhuh" and all that info just passes through you without leaving an effect

During the press conference, you can see how enraged Conor was, he actually wants to harm Khabib not just win.
But il tell you what, Conor is scared of that fight a lot more than Khabib. Idk it will be an interesting fight for sure!

 

[RebelWithACause]

Low IQ-Cant intimmidate you.
If you are low iq you just dont get it. Its like when someone talks to you about something you dont know jack shit about so you are like "yeah yeah, uhuh" and all that info just passes through you without leaving an effect

During the press conference, you can see how enraged Conor was, he actually wants to harm Khabib not just win.
But il tell you what, Conor is scared of that fight a lot more than Khabib. Idk it will be an interesting fight for sure!

Haha yea you are right.

Khabib is dangerous. Very dangerous. But for some reason I think Conor will win. Probably from his persuasion technique on the audience haha.

 

[bruschi11]

An answer to our birthday boy. ))))) means smiley in Europe. It is so much more easier. just )))) means you are smiling.

Mind blown!

 

[jacknap]

Haha yea you are right.

Khabib is dangerous. Very dangerous. But for some reason I think Conor will win. Probably from his persuasion technique on the audience haha.

Could go either way. Conor winning would be better because then it might be Conor vs. GSP. That would be a mega fight as well.

My gut says Conor will win. My mind says Khabib.

 

[Admiral]

Khabib is a fucking turd. Should be suspended for life.

 

[SwaZ]

GG for khabib.
Thew an incredible right hand at conor, almost knocking him out.
Conor was exausted for the whole fight, i was cheering for him to win but god damn he needed stamina

But ye what khabib did is terrible made a mess out of whole event...
How can people even compare what conor did with thw dolley and what khabib did here. What he did is un justifiable

 

[Helen]

GG for khabib.
Thew an incredible right hand at conor, almost knocking him out.
Conor was exausted for the whole fight, i was cheering for him to win but god damn he needed stamina

But ye what khabib did is terrible made a mess out of whole event...
How can people even compare what conor did with thw dolley and what khabib did here. What he did is un justifiable

that asshole was shouting shit about his family, I would also go and try to kick his ass.