Favorite T-boosters + Recipes?

MNK99

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that's racist. lol jk, battle cry of social justice warrior.

My best friend one of em, stayed with me... cooks everything from scratch - sushi, arab food, indian food, italian food. It's crazy, he's got awesome talent. BUT* I told him, dude I don't eat during finals. No one needs to eat all the time. I kicked him out (out of love), I just can't live with others. Made damn good drinks tho.
 
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Alpha male with feminine side LOL Mr. Carl Jung.

Cooking is so fucking easy. The only reason why women can do it is because it is EASY.

it is not about being easy or hard. it is about breaking the stereotype that you dont belong in there

in russia if a man comes into the kitchen, women start yelling get out get out. you dont belong here LOL

To me I was never interested in cooking, Always thought of it as a huge waste of time

but I guess I need to break this stereotype and cook myself some nice stuff)
 

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Yeah i have an entire process I make it from scratch lol.

I have organic beef bones, celery, bay leaf, carrots, parsley and white onion with about a gallon of water and tablespoon of sea salt that I put into slow cooker that cooks for about 24 hours on low. That makes the base broth. When that is done I strain and filter everything out so its just pure broth. I put that broth into a stockpot on the stove.

I bring that to a boil and follow a lot of similar recipe to chanko nabe which is japanese. So once that comes to a boil I add in shrimp, scallops and seafood first. Then add in vegetables like daikon, carrot, yellow onion, mushrooms, scallions and let all of thst cook on simmer for like 30 minutes.

Separately I make the sauce I add which is grated ginger, crushed garlic, tablespoon of organic soy sauce, tablespoon of mirin, tablespoon of saki and teaspoon of sea salt. Whisk it in a bowl and add to broth when there is about 5 minutes left of cooking. Now the I like boy choy crunchy so I add it within the last two minutes before I turn off the heat. After bok choy is added and two minutes are over turn off the heat its ready. Everything sits in the broth so its super convenient.

Makes my mouth water just by reading this....
Great job man :D
 

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Yeah ... I literally don't think I've been to a desi kitchen without yelling. I literally cannot cook unless alone or company is on the opposite side of the house/room. It's too fucking agitating. My friend Kirill/Kalil his mom made great food too.
 

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it is not about being easy or hard. it is about breaking the stereotype that you dont belong in there

in russia if a man comes into the kitchen, women start yelling get out get out. you dont belong here LOL

To me I was never interested in cooking, Always thought of it as a huge waste of time

but I guess I need to break this stereotype and cook myself some nice stuff)

I think it is great if woman yells for me to get out. That is because Russia is more traditional I think in man/woman roles. Give me Russian girl I would be happy to be cooked for.

In West girls will watch netflix and order pizza. If you expect them to cook they will say fuck you sexist pig go fuck yourself.
 

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"netflix and chills" = favorite north american girl's pasttime (no offense, I'm just saying... accurately). + drugs in big cities.
At least foreign girls (slavic especially, but also irish, and some asians -- the ones with the enzymes) can drink.
 

RebelWithACause

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"netflix and chills" = favorite north american girl's pasttime (no offense, I'm just saying... accurately). + drugs in big cities.

It is always brighter on the other side.

Not all women are like this of course. But I would say for average instagram thot it is pretty accurate.
 

MNK99

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True true. Also if a person is sketchy = attract sketchy ppl... but it is what it is. We can't all be after school specials!!
Maybe I'll go back to church... last time the holy water burned me tho. And I was super drunk.
 

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Hahaha , great job ,dude. talking about alpha male with a feminine side that Elliot Hulsk was talking about.

I cant cook for shit. I know if I get into it I can become a world class cook. but russian heritage built it in my head from childhood, KITCHEN is no mans area

I need t work on this and break this stereotype LOL

I always cook everything Lol, if i didnt i would have so much free time available. I remember when I was fasting I was so bored all day because i wasnt cooking and had way too much free time
 

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Yes, and after fasting a person has gotta cook everything. Cannot fuck up a long cleanse with takeout or someone else's meddling/ cooking.
 

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Yeah i have an entire process I make it from scratch lol.

I have organic beef bones, celery, bay leaf, carrots, parsley and white onion with about a gallon of water and tablespoon of sea salt that I put into slow cooker that cooks for about 24 hours on low. That makes the base broth. When that is done I strain and filter everything out so its just pure broth. I put that broth into a stockpot on the stove.

I bring that to a boil and follow a lot of similar recipe to chanko nabe which is japanese. So once that comes to a boil I add in shrimp, scallops and seafood first. Then add in vegetables like daikon, carrot, yellow onion, mushrooms, scallions and let all of thst cook on simmer for like 30 minutes.

Separately I make the sauce I add which is grated ginger, crushed garlic, tablespoon of organic soy sauce, tablespoon of mirin, tablespoon of saki and teaspoon of sea salt. Whisk it in a bowl and add to broth when there is about 5 minutes left of cooking. Now the I like boy choy crunchy so I add it within the last two minutes before I turn off the heat. After bok choy is added and two minutes are over turn off the heat its ready. Everything sits in the broth so its super convenient.

That sounds super tasty. Can you buy the bones separately or do you get them from meat? Nvm I looked and you can just get them at a butcher of course lol
 

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I always cook everything Lol, if i didnt i would have so much free time available. I remember when I was fasting I was so bored all day because i wasnt cooking and had way too much free time


Interesting . Cooking to kill time. My grandma practices this daily LOL

IMO better than jerking off) LOL
 

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It is always brighter on the other side.

Not all women are like this of course. But I would say for average instagram thot it is pretty accurate.

If u can cook dude its an easy game changer with women because the roles are reversed. So if you just meet a girl and say "you should come over sometime I will cook for you" they are like what? Since they are used to the bullshit like "come over and watch a movie" at least in USA Lol. Its mad easy to get girls over your place with the cooking line, it works like all the time and at the same time is impressive (if you can actually cook well though)
 

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For sure, showing softer side, being vulnerable = key. A man's man (No homo) and ladies man... the finer things in life, all that shyt.

I just confuse and go to multiple places. BUT*** the problem is I get lost, and walk past where I was trying to take them (by 4-7miles).
I just try and have a multitiered date, in various places, then go to their place or vice versa. BUT*** it's highly annoying at times. Super fun at other times, and nearly always very distracting. But* you must make time for women. For sure.

Affogato and Martinis for life. ONLY MEALS THAT MATTER. Niles some of are here to learn... I find your sarcasm very upsetting. JK lol... I understand.
Now im making things awkward and i like it.
 
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Helen

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If u can cook dude its an easy game changer with women because the roles are reversed. So if you just meet a girl and say "you should come over sometime I will cook for you" they are like what? Since they are used to the bullshit like "come over and watch a movie" at least in USA Lol. Its mad easy to get girls over your place with the cooking line, it works like all the time and at the same time is impressive (if you can actually cook well though)


Smart move. I use this move all the time, but I have a cook)) if I cook myself, she probably would run away,
 

RebelWithACause

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If u can cook dude its an easy game changer with women because the roles are reversed. So if you just meet a girl and say "you should come over sometime I will cook for you" they are like what? Since they are used to the bullshit like "come over and watch a movie" at least in USA Lol. Its mad easy to get girls over your place with the cooking line, it works like all the time and at the same time is impressive (if you can actually cook well though)

Yea it does work. Girls are suckers for little feminine touch it is true. Even if you give her bag of skittles and say you cooked, girls like it. It is about the idea. But yea if you are good cook this can be even better. For me I am asshole and girls know it so I just give them skittles or a Mars.
 

MNK99

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Candy also works. AND FROYO!!!
Imported Candy that can't be bought is best. Dates from Dubai or Saudi.
 

Niles

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Thanks guys, some great feedback here. So I just give a girl a bag of Skittles and make her cook for me and this should boost my T, right @RebelWithACause ?